An Ode of an Angry Weasel
I’m a weasel and I’m ticked off.
Those humans, creatures who use
convoluted, pompous, perplexing language,
speak of weasel words –
“in most respects”
“it is said”
I, and my other weasel friends,
find this degrading, denigrating, disrespectful
and downright mean.
I write to refute these sheepish, foxy humans
who claim they deserve dignity and respect
just because they are at the top of the food chain.
Baloney! How’s that for a non-weasel word.